Idol results! Let’s cut another boy! By the way, Jimmy has fired 110 assistants. He dares the camera people filming “to put that on their f*cking show.” So they do, complete with Godfather music. It’s not good when he’s the thing I look forward to the most on the show, is it?
Oh, well, him and Ryan Seacrest, who is here to promise us a surprise, maybe. I assume he is referring to the save, which will only be used on a girl. No surprise there!
“The Top Three” and the rankings have mysteriously disappeared. Did everyone yelling that taking a page from XFactor was the absolute opposite of what Idol should be doing sway the saner heads who had always overruled Nigel on this subject? Or are we only going to see it if and when the top three aren’t Kree, Candice and Angie? Because showing us an unchanging Top Three week after week was exactly what made the rankings reveals over on XFactor so terrible. Hmmm.
Oh, has anyone else noticed that the pimpomericals have disappeared this season? Did Ford drop Idol? (Does that mean the Top Two won’t get brand new cars?)
Let’s get to Jimmy’s opinions, the performances and who is gone.