I’ll be upfront about this. Up until this morning, if you had asked me, I would have been like Spoilers? Sure. I don’t care. I love em! Give em to me! All of them!
And then I woke up today and suddenly I realized that in 72 hours I would see Star Wars, and I don’t want to be spoiled. I know! What happened to me?
Luckily, Stephen Colbert is here, and he has the best way to block spoilers. Add as many fake ones to the internet as possible.
It’s a real hashtag too. Check out all the fake spoilers your heart desires at #spoilerspoiler on Twitter.