The Best and Very Worst of the People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet

The People’s Choice Awards, a show where 13 year olds vote like crazy because they’ve been told their opinion matters in Pop Culture. It’s the show that doesn’t have the cache of the MTV Award, the focus of the American Music Awards, or the pull of a branded event for properly shilling. The People’s Choice Awards. Because it’s there.

Predictably, the red carpet was devoid of anything close to A list, and the red carpet was graded on a steep curve. There was the Best Dressed. the Could Have Been Worse Dressed, the Oh that is Worse Dressed and the Ugly. Let’s get to it.

Best:

1 Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson, wore something simply from the back of her closet and walked away with the red Carpet. Considering she hasn’t done anything but appear on Best Dressed lists for a few years now, one could consider it a typical day at the office for her.

2 Priyanka Chopra

In another setting this wouldn’t even be noticed. But here, on Priyanka Chopra, the two toned metallic is a winner.

3 Vanessa Hudgens

Like a younger version of Kate Hudson, all Vanessa Hudgens does is look good on Red Carpets. Not a fan of her hair and makeup here though.

4 Ming-Na Wen

Now serving face at Table Twelve. We repeat, Ming-Na Wen is now serving face.

5 Maddie Ziegler

Maddie Ziegler stylist really nails her client’s look here. Age appropriate, fresh, fun and stands out as not trying to hard.

6 Camilla Luddington

Like Kate Hudson, simple is best. I’m also drawn to the design’s on Camilla Luddington’s sleeves. (Also, she’s wearing sleeves! How different.)

7 Abigail Spencer

Abigail Spencer’s mullet gown is saved from Worst Dressed by staying mostly closed.

8 Claire Danes

Look it’s what Claire Danes does now. Take it or leave it.

9 Sasha Alexander

Perhaps a bit office cocktail party, but I’d bet that Joan Harris would approve of Sasha Alexander’s dress.

10 Renee Olstead

Renee Olstead, sking the like of It Could Have Been Worse…

It Could Have Been Worse

11 Alison Brie

It’s could have been worse. Alison Brie’s shield bodice could have had an actual shield on it.

12 Amber Valletta

It could have been worse, Amber Valletta could have worn the skater’s costume over the beige skin toned undergarment.

13 Julianne Hough

It could hav ebeen worse, Julianne Hough could have worn something that was as bad as her make up and hair.

14 Katherine McNamara

It could have been worse, Katherine McNamara’s dress could have been full bridal instead of half.

15 Lucy Hale

It could have been worse, Lucy Hale could have brought the Renn Faire props she bought with this dress.

16 Natalie Dormer

It could have been worse, another actress from the show she’s on could have worn nearly the exact same out fit as Natalie Dormer.

17 Nathalie Emmanuel

It could have been worse, another actress from the show she’s on could have worn nearly the exact same out fit as Nathalie Emmanuel.

Oh.

 

18 Shelley Hennig

It could have been worse, and then it was because I spotted Shelley Hennig’s underboob.

19 Keke Palmer

It could have been worse, and then it was because Keke Palmer has a rat tail.

20 Kat Graham

It could have been worse, Kat Graham, I could have proved I’ve seen you wear that exact outfit before to a red carpet.

Oh that is Worse

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 06: Actress Melissa McCarthy poses in the press room during the People's Choice Awards 2016 at Microsoft Theater on January 6, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Please, Melissa McCarthy, fire your stylist before Ghostbusters comes out.

22 Maggie Lawson

Wake up Maggie Lawson, I fear I have something to say to you about that overly severe bodice.

23 Meghan Trainor

No Meghan Trainor. Bad.

24 Arden Cho

Someone tell Arden Cho “too big on you” does not equal “bohemian.”

25 Keltie Knight

Keltie Knight, dressed like she’s a twelve year old at her first bar mitzvah.

Ugly

Carly Rae Jepsen

Hay i just met you, and this is crazy, but dressing like Joan Jett, well that’s just lazy.

Christina Milian

Remmeber when Chrstina Milan was someone? We don’t either.

Frankie Grande

Frankie Grande, successfully keeping his sister off another red carpet lest she die of embarrassment.

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 06: Actress Jane Lynch attends the People's Choice Awards 2016 at Microsoft Theater on January 6, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Jane Lynch, hosting in her banyan and smoking slippers. Hey’s it’s a living.

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